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POEMS THAT MAKE NO SENSE

My Beautiful Day

I saw a girl sitting in a tree
Blowing bubbles into the sky
They drifted off as far as I could see
Wish I could give it a try

I saw a one legged man kicking a ball
He kicked it all the way down the street
Not once did he even fall
It was pretty neat

I saw two naked mimes trapped in a box
Trying to get out with all their might
Their bodies painted white, even their cocks
Oh what a funny sight

I saw George W Bush and Condoleezza Rice holding hands and skipping down the road.
There was love in the air as she ruffled his hair
But he didn't care because he used to be a toad
They skipped off they did, this lovely pair

I saw a squirrel shaving his tail
He told me it was the style to look like a rat
To shave it off he did not fail
From bushy to skin
Only a fool would do something like that
It is truly a sin

I saw a butterfly with guided missiles
It shot down several bees
With it were five dogs blowing whistles
At an old lady on her knees

I see a lot of neat stuff when I do my thing
It makes me feel great
Sometimes I dance, sometimes I sing
It is a hell of a lot better than being straight

Merle C. Paxton

Dusty Trails

Ride with me down this dusty trail
It's mean and tough
Work hard or you will fail
It is long and it is rough
There will be good times and bad
Less happy and more sad
Along this path many have rode
Both good and bad have been sowed
The choice is yours on how it will end
Keep an eye for the trail will eventually bend
Your actions in our travels
Will affect how your life unravels

Anson Pine