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The content is owned by Scott Kowall. The ComedyStore.us site may also include materials owned by third parties and posted on the ComedyStore.us site by virtue of a license, grant or some other form of agreement between the third party and ComedyStore.us.
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ComedyStore.us and Scott Kowall reserves the right to modify or amend this Agreement without notice at any time. It is therefore important that you read this page regularly to ensure you are updated as to any changes. Your continued use of the
ComedyStore.us site after the posting of any amended Terms of Service shall constitute your agreement to be bound by any such changes. ComedyStore.us may modify, suspend, discontinue or restrict the use of any portion of the site, including the availability of any portion of the Content at any time, without notice or liability. These Terms of Service will be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Florida, without regard to its conflicts of law provisions. You hereby agree that any cause of action you may have with respect to the site must be filed in the federal or state courts located in the State of Florida, within one year after the cause of action arises or the cause is barred.
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ComedyStore.us characters portrayed are fictitious and are not representative of anyone living or dead. Anyone with a similar name is strictly coincidence. Any opinions of the writer are not necessarily those of ComedyStore.us or it's advertisers.
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