Many beautiful moments were the direct result of the first words spoken, commonly known as the Pickup Line. Many beautiful moments never were because of the choice of the pickup line. Listed here are the world's worst pickup lines. You are advised not to try them. If you can pick someone up using these lines you are truly impressive.
Here's your free breadsticks.
You would look good in a berka.
You smell like my dog Sparky.
You carry your weight well.
I saw you in aerobics class and I just wanted to say that you look great
with your legs up in the air.
Would you like to see my weapon?
Do you want to have sex in my pickup truck?
You look like a female version of Wolf Blitzer.
Don't I know you from the homeless shelter.
You have a zit on the side of your nose, can I pop it?
Do you have your own porn site? Because you could and I have a camera.
You are my personal Jihad.
Do you swallow?
Want to come over to my place? I'll show you my kiddie porn collection.
If you whitened your teeth you wouldn't be half bad.
That nose job didn't go very well but it gives you character.
They say TV adds 20 pounds, you definitely should stay off it.
Can I build you a web site?
Pull my finger.
I like girls with one eyebrow. Two eyebrows just seems one too many.
Wanna see me chug a beer?
I just got out of prison and haven't had sex in 6 years, would you like to meet for coffee sometime?
I use to be an economic advisor for President Bush.
I saw you sitting at the bar and thought what the hell I have dated worse.
Your perfume smells like Raid.
Would you like to come over to my place and give me a bath?
That's some nose on you!
I think fat chicks are sexy.
Do all the women in your family have mustaches?
You are pretty enough to be a stripper. Want to slide down my pole.
I think 9/11 was a government conspiracy. How about you?
Somebody has a yeast infection.
Where's your tits?
Want to see my Larry the Cable Guy tattoo?
When I look at you I think about doing it doggie style.
You smell good…in a fishy sort of way.
I like skinny, flat chested women because it makes me feel like I’m having sex with a boy.
You look like the hooker I got arrested with last week.
Your breasts almost look real.
I got something I want to put in your undisclosed location.
I think I saw your picture on one of those loser dating sites, maybe not she was prettier.